RHB

DarkArt: When and how was born your band?
RHB: I fell outta my fathers asshole and my mother was bloody dissapointed with what she saw. The doctor kicked me down the stairs and that was basically it. I grew up having sex in the sewers of Birmingham, listening to Turbonegro on a daily basis. RHB came to life a little while later, sweetheart.


DarkArt: What are you major musical and artistic influences?
RHB: We try to be like Dieter Bohlen, but we can't so we rip off excellent fellas like Rob Zombie, Frankenstein Drag Queens, Turbonegro, Alice Cooper, Tom Waits, Scum Of The Earth and whole bunch of cheesy halloween comics, stories, images, pictures, whatever! Of course movies come in handy too. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and Halloween are my favs, darling.


DarkArt: What are the subjects that you prefer to talk about in your lyrics?
RHB: We like to talk about God, about his son and our saviour Jesus Christ and these twelve fellas that hung out with him, also Virgin Mary, the lamb of God and such. Then we take the whole bunch, kick them straight in the teeth, turn them upside down and we sing about what we see, sweet cheeks.

  

DarkArt: If you must to choice one of your songs who could be the most representative of you band, which one do you choice?
RHB: All of them! These are our songs after all, honey.


DarkArt: Have you a cd that we can buy (for France)?
RHB: None, we're negotiating a record deal or two at the moment, so maybe this year something will happen. It's gonna be an underground thing, so all you mainstream sissies checking the record stores out - fuck off. You gotta try hard to get our CD, we don't give a fuck about being popular, sweetie.


DarkArt: What are your plans for the future?
RHB: Two more beers left and then I'll hit the floor.

DarkArt: One word for our readers?
RHB: "Fuck". If you asked for two words that would be "fuck off".


DarkArt: And the fun but really stupid question: What do you think about the thiefs of briefs gnomes?
RHB: I don't think. Thinking is for pussies. I drink, fight and fuck.

Cheers.

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Article by Melliarine.